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Megan Fox told Harper's Bazaar that she's only ever had sex with two people in her whole life, meaning her vagina is harder to get into than a Lady Gaga concert. (via Dlisted)

Wanna make your orgasms unsexy? Here's a chart! (via Buzzfeed)
Jessica Simpson told Oprah she's "so disappointed" by John Mayer's comments on their sex life. But, you know, not about his use of the N-word. (via PopEater)
This is what Lindsay Lohan's butt looks like. You know, in case you were curious. (via The Superficial)
And finally, to round out today's hot list of lady links, chicks are kissing on 90210. You're welcome. (via WWTDD)

Vogue has launched a new edition, entitled Vogue Curvy, featuring people with actual female sex characteristics. In other news, Anna Wintour has been violently ill all morning. (via Stylelist)


"Real Housewife" Kim Zolciak is allegedly about to come out as a lesbian, which in no way makes us want to watch her drink, smoke or attempt to sing country music any more or less than before. (via Us Weekly)

In what is either the cutest or most disturbing thing we've ever seen, this little girl has a big ol' meltdown over teen heartthrob Justin Bieber. (via Gawker TV)
Robert Pattinson explained that he is not, in fact, "allergic" to vaginas; he is still, however, allergic to showers. (via Access Hollywood)
Motormouth: John Stamos
"I'M NOT DOING 'DANCING WITH THE STARS.' Flattered to be asked (I guess). I'm not a dancer. I'd put my foot in my mouth faster than John Mayer." (via I'm Not Obsessed)


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I have to be honest -- I don't pay a ton of attention to Kirstie Alley. I liked her on "Cheers."

Yesterday, she was on Oprah hawking her new weight-loss line, Organic Liaison, and reality show, "Kirstie Alley's Big Life" -- which will, according to A&E's site, "be chronicling Kirstie's comedic and unique take on her battle with weight loss." Hey, nothing I like better than a comedic battle with weight loss.

But a few weeks ago I read an article that said Kirstie took one of her Twitter followers to task (on her Twitter page) for poking fun at her. He was being snarky about Scientology, and her response went something like this:

@jefframone WOW, you are one BITTER F...go away..play with people like yourself..cynics and well DICKS...

And then I learned that she publicly attacked Joy Behar for her treatment of the Tiger Woods debacle. Also via Twitter:

CHEATING is between a husband and a wife. Not TMZ and Joy Bewhore God, I want to bash her in the vagina with her microphone.

So I (of course) went to see Kirstie Alley's Twitter feed, which reads a little bit like a 14-year-old girl posing as Kirstie Alley.

A new study says seeing the likes of Beyoncé (read: tiny waist, curvy hips) really lights up men's brains.

Soon newspapers across the country (and the world) touted it as a victory for women. No longer would we have to bow to the ideal of the waif-y runway model! Now we could have our French fries and eat them, too! But then it turned out the pictures in the study that had men all aglow were women who went under the knife to look that way.

Er ... ex-squeeze us? Did we miss something? To find out, we cornered the study's author, Dr. Steven Platek, associate professor of psychology at Georgia Gwinnett College, to ask him: What gives?

Lemondrop: First of all, what gave you the idea to do this study?
Dr. Platek: There's been a lot of research done about the waist-to-hip ratio (WHR) in women, with the optimal WHR being 0.7. Studies show that women with a 0.7 WHR are healthier in general, have better cardiac health, better mental health, less complications during pregnancy, are less likely to die during labor, have less post-partum depression and their offspring experience a slightly higher IQ score. It's such a great cue that women give men.

John Mayer Plays on Stage With Young Fan, Is Still a Racist
In what one can only assume is an attempt to get back on our good sides, John Mayer brought an 11-year-old fan on stage to jam with him at a show in Philadelphia. (via PopEater)

In Biblical News
Madonna has gotten her boy-toy, Jesus Luz, a record deal with Warner Brothers ... and a new baseball mitt, and an ice cream cone if he's good. (via Dlisted)

Speaking of People Who Creep on the Elderly ...
Rich, blond, sometimes naked person Kendra Wilkinson allegedly hates the enormous gazongas motherhood has given her. Uh, really? (via In Touch)
Despite "Meet Joe Black," Anthony Hopkins Is Right About Some Stuff
Sir Anthony Hopkins called Paris Hilton "soulless," saying, "I don't think people think anymore." (via Starpulse)
Motormouth: Lady Gaga
"I've always been delusionally ambitious to the point where people don't understand me." -- Lady Gaga, on her rise to fame (via I'm Not Obsessed)

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The Crying Wife is a hilarious site created by a guy named Parker to document the fact that his wife, Hollie, will cry at almost any movie. We know what you're thinking -- a lot of people cry at movies.

But the film doesn't even have to be sad for Hollie to break down in tears -- the site has featured her blubbering at the ridiculous apocalyptic action movie "2010," the Will Ferrell comedy "Elf" and, yes, "Back to the Future Part III." It sounds mean-spirited, but she's actually on board -- as Parker mentions in the site FAQ, in addition to being able to cry at the drop of a hat, she can also laugh at herself.

We asked both husband and wife to step away from the Kleenex and answer a few questions for us -- then we all confessed which movies make us cry.

Lemondrop: Was there some kind of formative childhood trauma that makes your wife cry? Some kind of "Turner and Hooch" moment, maybe?
Parker: Most people ask that, and I understand why. Seeing someone cry the way she does would suggest that she's being hit by some repressed trauma from her childhood. Though that would be interesting, it's simply not the case. Hollie is nothing more than an extreme empathetic movie watcher. Her experiences with movies are on a whole other level than most people. She becomes attached to the characters and intertwined in the story. She forms this emotional connection with characters like Darth Vader and Marty McFly that I can't even comprehend.

Rehab! Part Deux
Charlie Sheen has checked into rehab, which some might see as a move toward solidarity with rehab-bound wife Brooke Mueller, but nah. (via Dlisted)


Busey's Baby Bliss
65-year-old Gary Busey welcomed a son, Luke Sampson Busey, with girlfriend Steffanie Sampson, 40. No word yet on what type of VH1 show will be created in light of this development. (via People)
Sixteen Candles
Dakota Fanning turned 16. Mark your calendars, perverts. (via PopEater)
Beverly Hills 5-0
A burglar was apprehended after entering Jason Priestley's property. Nothing was stolen, presumably because out-of-work actors don't have nice things. (via TMZ)
It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... Nicole Richie?
Some brave soul let Nicole Richie, in Montreal to promote her fashion and accessories lines, co-pilot his plane. (via Just Jared)
Motormouth: Khloe Kardashian
"I don't do sex tapes! Although, with my husband, I can't say what I will or will not do in the future. I won't know until I'm in that moment." -- Khloe Kardashian, on how she differentiates herself from Kim (for now). (via I'm Not Obsessed)

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We know what you're thinking. Farmville is the worst. And "watermelon mastery"? Are you kidding me with this?

Sorry, let's back up. In case you don't have a Facebook feed that you check incessantly, Farmville is the most popular online game on the social networking site. Users create a farm, add animals, and grow crops -- and nearly every single achievement or defeat is chronicled on the site's front page. Facebook users complain that while they're trying to keep up with their friends, they're inundated with irritating updates about imaginary lost cows and "farm coins."

You can keep Farmville from showing up in your Facebook feed, but that hasn't stopped people from carping about it. (In fact, there was an entire "Dr. Phil" episode dedicated to Farmville addiction.) So we thought we'd ask Marika, a real-life Farmville addict, what all the fuss was about -- and whether or not she felt bad about glutting our feeds with her lost ocelots.

Answer? Not at all. Instead, here's her emphatic defense of Farmville: