What a wind up!
This mini motor recently made it into the record books, securing the title of Britain's smallest roadworthy car at 39 inches high and 26 inches wide. Master mechanic Perry Watkins converted a Postman Pat children's ride into the most compact car in the country with a nippy 150cc engine, mirrors and all-important go-faster flames.
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This little piggy had tea...
Hogging the limelight, this weeee weeee piggy, named Tetley as he's no bigger than a tea cup, is part of an über cute litter of miniature pigs born and bred exclusively at Pennywell Farm. The tiny swine are so small that when they are first born three of the animals can fit into the palm of one hand.
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Mini but mighty
Romeo Dev, the world's smallest body builder, standing here next to a model of the world's tallest man, Robert Ludlow, might only be two foot nine inches but is capable of lifting dumbell weights of 1.5kg despite only weighing 1st 6lbs himself!
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Barking mad
Chihuahuas are known for being yappy wee annoyances but we challenge you not to get just the smallest bit soppy over this little fella. Star is the smallest chihuahua in the world weighing less than 1lb. He is a quarter the size of a normal pup and stopped growing at five weeks old.
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Bitesize
Solving the obesity crisis in one easy step, this mini cheeseburger, fries and milkshake is completely edible and holds the world record for the smallest takeaway. We might even see Posh Spice lunching in Maccy D's if they offered portions this size...
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Compact cat
"Waiter, there's a puss in my pint!". Mr Peebles is the world's smallest cat at just six inches tall. The itty bitty kitty from Illinois, who weighs three pounds, was born in 2006 with a genetic defect that stunts growth.
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Petite palace
The smallest house in Britain lies on the picturesque Quayside at Conwy, North Wales. Luckily painted red else one might blink and miss it, this one-up one-down measures only three metres by one and three quarter metres. It was once owned by a 6ft fisherman for whom the rooms were too small for him to stand up in.
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Leonardo da Half-inchie
This tiny replica of Leonardo da Vinci's most famous painting, the Mona Lisa, is just 11 millimetres high and seven millimetres wide. Enthusiast Andrew Nicholls, 44, painstakingly recreated the work of art using smurf-sized brushes and surgeon-steady hands.
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Bear-ly there
Mini the Pooh measures just 5mm tall and is the world's smallest teddy bear. As well as having a fully movable head, arms and legs, the tiny teddy is complete in every way with lovingly stitched claws, eyes and a nose.
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Mini whinny
Altogether now: "awwww!". This petite pony named Thumbelina, is officially the world's smallest horse. At just 17 inches tall she'd never triumph in a show-jumping competition but she wins our super cute award hands, or should we say hooves, down.
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The Great Wall of China is one of the world's most impressive man-made structures, stretching nearly 3,900 miles across the country.
If you're a guy who has been unsuccessfully searching for the elusive G-spot, then today's news may bring a sense of relief.
Ah, the wonders of motherhood. Sleepless nights, insurmountable exhaustion, irrepressible panic that you might be a bad parent and vitally, the inevitable downward spiral into poverty. 
