I spend way too much time on Twitter. And when I'm not converting my every thought, dream, hope and love for peanut butter into 140 characters, I'm usually focused on dating, sex and relationships – either helping other people sort their situations out or analyzing my own. Tweet Nothings will be the conglomeration of these two seemingly disparate worlds as I select one tweet each week to glean something new about love, sex or wherever the two meet.
I'm somewhat new to following @moxieinthecity, whose raison d'être is almost too exhausting to even contemplate: she seems to be a one-woman enterprise devoted to giving dating advice, hosting non-judgmental social events and organizing sex ed classes, and that's not even taking into consideration the time she spends trolling dating websites so that the rest of our worst suspicions can be confirmed.
The guy she brought our attention to, you see, not only posted a photo of him lounging on a bed sans top but also explained that his trouble wasn't meeting women (translation: he's super cool), but finding the ones who have "substance" (translation: we're dumb).

























