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Maybe this is just a syntactical mishap, but we're grossed out by this press release promoting sexy lapdances as a great Father's Day gift:

In dire need of a last minute gift for the man in your life this father's day? Don't fret. This holiday, give him what he really wants: YOU. Set the mood by shedding your clothes in style, with stripping tips from famed New York City Gentlemen's Club: SCORES.

Stripping Tips:
1) Fill the room with romantic and sexy music to strip to that fits your style & mood.
2) Awaken your man's senses with aromatic candles
3) Pour wine or a drink with ice -- the ice will send chills up your man's spine
4) Decorate yourself with a naughty outfit or lacy lingerie
5) Pole dancing is a thing from yesteryear. All you need are seductive moves and "come hither" eye contact, and he'll be putty in your arms.

Is it just us, or does it sound like they want us to get sexy with our fathers? And what kind of stripping tips are those anyway? You'd think the hardworking ladies at Scores could give us something better than lighting an Everglade candle and getting him drunk. By "him" we mean "anyone who did not contribute biologically to our existence."